A Clear Conscience, Naturally

Yesterday I was looking for a homeopathic remedy (for what I shall not say) on the Internet. All kinds of things show up, of course. I misread one and thought it said “Homeopathic Cure for Sins.” I was like, Sweet.  Unfortunately it was actually Sinus and not sin.

Homeopathic medicine is an alternative to mainstream Western medicine, so I thought maybe there is a  homeopathic forgiveness  alternative to mainstream religious forgiveness. Kind of like  some homeopathic health cures don’t have the same nasty side effects as pharmaceuticals or surgery, so then a homeopathic cure for a sin might be free of typical side effects, say like guilt.

But maybe these cures really are out there. Or maybe they are not so much cures as treatments. Things like cleansings and meditations and herbals and body work. In essence, treating the spirit through the body.

Or maybe it wasn’t about the after effects but more of a vaccine. Perhaps it would stop you from sinning  or like a vaccine reduce the risk of sinning. Or perhaps it is like a sin contraceptive that allows you to sin but reduces or eliminates the repercussions. Or maybe that’s just called amorality.

Speaking of misreadings. As often as I misread things I am sure there are at times subconscious or Freudian things at play. Or maybe you just at times misread it be something you want it to be.

Like just now I was looking at envelope on desk that I was reading the back of. Granted I was reading it upside down and it had one of those “Printed on Recycled Paper” logos and says Printed on recycled Paper containing at least 30% post consumer waste.

What I saw was “Contaminated at least 30%.” I’m not sure what that would mean but I thought it was maybe like hamburger that is “At last 75% lean” though I am not sure if I really know what that means either.

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